2013! The year we said #blessed constantly, heard Blurred Lines more times than we heard our own names and sat around wondering who thought it was a good idea to remake Carrie.
Woah, 2013 sucked.
But last year also included the best season of Game of Thrones yet, so it wasn’t all bad. Here is a recap of where the warring families are at ahead of season 4.
WARNING: Huge season three spoilers ahead. Like, every good bit that happened in season three. OK Proceed.
TEAM STARK
Rob Stark: Um, he’s dead. Where have you been
Catelyn Stark: Also dead. But she went out with a bang, cutting Walder Frey’s wife’s throat and letting out the most bloodcurdling scream you’ve ever heard in the process. By the way, you think you’re over the Red Wedding but you’re not. Trust me. Just… just don’t even try, OK This is not like re-watching Saw*, this s**t is still devastating.
* I haven’t actually seen Saw because it’s too scary. I was just trying to be cool.
Arya Stark: NOT dead, you guys! After hanging out with the fire-worshipping Brotherhood without Banners, Arya decided she had had enough of their reindeer games when, a) they decided to hold her ransom and sell her to Rob and b) when they sold Gendry to the local Red Woman. She runs away but is captured by the Hound. They’re like a fun odd couple, except when he says things like, “I haven’t raped you ONCE btw, you’re WELCOME”. The Hound tried to sell her back to Robb and Catelyn but they were um, dead. So we left them in the countryside, murdering Frey’s men as they went. They grow up so fast, huh
Sansa Stark: The relief over not having to marry Joffrey soon wore off when Sansa realised that she’d have to marry Tyrion. Should have disappeared with Littlefinger when you had the chance, huh JK JK JK that would have been a terrible idea! The boy she has a crush on is about to marry her sister-in-law and her only friends are her husband’s secret girlfriend and her ex-finance’s new fianc
