Former rugby journeyman-turned-radio DJ Marc Ellis in the opening sequence Is this the X Factor I’m watching Remote, someone, anyone, change the channel.
Ah, relief. It is the X Factor, Ellis is apparently a fan, and there are the four judges taking a happy stroll together. Daniel Bedingfield is dressed like Jack Nicholson in the original Batman movie. Nattily, his outfit also matches fellow judge Ruby Frost’s pink hair. Wicked.
Yes, yes, oh yes! Yes, I’m still watching the final audition episode of the X Factor. It’s just the word “no” doesn’t get used in the first 30 minutes – everyone is, to quote Frost, “amazing”.
Group 3rd watch, boldly say: “We want to get to the point where we are internationally famous.”
