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Twilight parody sues studios for $500m
The Girls spinoff no one needed
OPINION: The “porn parody” industry has become so wilfully unimaginative these days it makes its mid-’90s forerunners seem like sublime works of satire: Tits A Wonderful Life, Buffy The Vampire Layer, Pulp Friction, and the immortal classic Ass Ventura: Crack Detective, seem like relics of a simpler, sillier time. Now, it’s sufficient to simply whack “this ain’t” or “a XXX parody” fore or after the original inspiration’s title, cast some porn stars who look vaguely like their non-porn equivalents, and Bob’s your uncle’s pool maintenance man’s lonely MILF wife with a pearl necklace fetish.
Does Robert Pattinson want to do Twilight porn film called Banging Dawn?
Is Heart Throb Robert Pattinson Open to Porn? Banging Dawn? Actor Robert Pattinson, who is currently promoting the last film in the vampire romance series, Breaking Dawn Part 2, says he wouldn’t mind reprising his role of Edward Cullen in a steamy parody. “I have thought about getting into porn a lot. We could […]