I knew having a child would force me to examine my life, but I didn’t expect to have to start with my penis. When my wife and I found out we were having a boy, everyone asked if we were going to circumcise him.
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Joe Hazelwood’s Bad Trip on the Exxon Valdez
1,000 (Or So) Things to Do Before the End of the World
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Spending Cuts: Will Congress Play Along?
World Series of Poker: Attack of the Math Brats
An E-Mail Plea: Help Pay My Tuition!
Florida Grapples With Its Deadly Hit-and-Run Car Culture
Ashley Nicole Valdes was a smart, pretty 11-year-old girl who often cared for her younger, mentally disabled sister while their single mother studied to be a paramedic. In January, while crossing the street to get to her home west of Miami, Ashley was struck and killed by a hit-and-run driver in a pickup truck and became a heart-wrenching symbol of South Florida’s notoriously reckless car culture.