Sarah Palin’s Unmentionables
All the fashion news of the week that’s fit to reprint.
3-D Eyewear
Gucci and Armani have both designed glasses for watching 3-D movies. Finally! Suri can watch “Up!” in style.
Beckham, David
Showed off his skivvies at a recent match. Is that a reason to watch soccer?
Bieber, Justin
Debuting a fragrance that is sure to get his tweenage fans all riled up.
Chinese Tourists
Spend about $700 an hour while shopping in Paris. Dear China, Thank you! Love, Paris.
Confidence
Found to be the most compelling way of getting customers to purchase beauty products. Promising them they will look like Charlize Theron doesn’t hurt, either.
Dello Russo, Anna
Wants to record an album. She is like the reverse Lady Gaga, a style icon turned singer.
Galliano, John
Collaborated with the fabulous French cafe Ladurée on macaroons. As if John Galliano eats macaroons.
Hamm, Jon
Does not like to wear underwear. It might make the “Mad Men” costumers hate him, but we don’t mind.
Jacobs, Marc
Has a pop-up nail salon in London this weekend. I can see the Bleecker Street location now.
Jimmy Choo
Has its first fragrance. Smell my feet. …
Kiehl’s
Teamed up with Jeff Koons on a holiday collection. I bet the packaging is to die for.
Leto, Jared
Was caught wearing a skirt. And pulling it off. He could teach Marc Jacobs a thing or two about gender bending.
Lime Crime
Has a line of ultra-bright eye shadows and lipsticks to match. Rihanna can’t wait for the hair dye.
LVMH
Bought a big ol’ piece of Hermes for $2 billion. Think of all the Birkins that would add up to.
McQueen, Alexander
Allegedly knocked off the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club skull and wings motif.
“Harry Potter” costumers knocked off one of McQueen’s 2008 designs. What goes around comes around. …
Miniskirts
Banned in an Italian town by its mayor, who also outlawed Taylor Momsen.
Miyake, Issey
Receiving the Order of Culture from Japan’s emperor. Akihito must love pleats.
Mother
Study reveals that a man’s greatest fear is that his partner will grow to look like her mother. In Kate Hudson’s case, that might not be such a bad thing.
Momsen, Taylor
Flashed the audience her 17-year-old breasts at a party at Don Hill’s. Eniko Mihalik didn’t bat an eye.
Moss, Kate
Modeled underwear for Valisere. What kind of middle-aged strung-out audience is the brand trying to appeal to?
Palin, Sarah
Received some new pink panties that we hopefully will never have to see.
Perry, Katy
Married Russell Brand in an Elie Saab couture gown. No L.E.D. in sight.
Oprah
Wore something from Victoria Beckham’s collection. If Michelle Obama’s wardrobe choices are worth $2.7 billion, I can’t imagine what this means for Posh Spice’s business.
Richards, Denise
Teaming up with the hairstylist Cristophe on a hair-care line. At least she isn’t writing a self-help book.
Target
Already coming out with a greatest-hits collection by reviving its best designer collaborations. Maybe I can finally get my hands on those precious Rodarte dresses!
Theyskens, Olivier
Officially the artistic director of the Theory brand. Office-appropriate attire just got way more chic.
Turlington, Christy
The face of a perfume by Avon that was inspired by high heels. Even though she doesn’t like to wear heels. That makes sense.
Vodianova, Natalia
Cast in the lead role opposite Jonathan Rhys Myers in a film version of Albert Cohen’s “Belle du Seigneur.”
