Calling a Truce on the Octuplets Mom

Calling a Truce on the Octuplets Mom

Let me get this straight. When the McCaughey septuplets were born in 1997, President Clinton called to congratulate the parents, who were given a free 12-passenger van, Pampers for life, furniture, food and a custom-built house. Last spring, when Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar got pregnant with their 18th child, they announced it on the Today show, and their reality-TV show launched that fall. When Nadya Suleman, 33, gave birth to octuplets on Jan. 26, she got revulsion, ridicule and death threats. A talk-radio host who called her a freak said his listeners were prepared to boycott any company that helped out mother or babies. Jimmy Kimmel declared that “golden retrievers do not have that many kids.”

We now have a face and a voice to go with the object of our wrath: Suleman, who bears an ironic passing resemblance to celebrity multimom Angelina Jolie, sat down with NBC’s Ann Curry to start to tell her story; the full interviews will air today and Tuesday. Suleman said plenty that will make people squirm even more. But she also exposes how publicly divided and personally judgmental we are about decisions that are, under any normal circumstances, none of our business.

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Right-Winger Emerges as Israel’s Kingmaker

Right-Winger Emerges as Israels Kingmaker

Writing a wish on a piece of paper and sticking it into the cracks of Jerusalem’s ancient Western Wall is a time-honored practice among Jews seeking God’s help, so it’s hardly surprising that visiting the sacred site with a message for the Almighty has become an election-eve ritual for Israeli politicians. At twilight on Monday, Israel’s most controversial politician, Avigdor Lieberman, arrived with a phalanx of bodyguards and photographers and threaded his way between the black-hatted ultra-Orthodox men praying at the Wall to twist his message into a crack between the stones.

It was a shrewd campaign move in light of recent warnings by several prominent rabbis that casting a vote for Lieberman would be “strengthening Satan.” A burly Soviet immigrant to Israel in the 1970s — his Hebrew still retains a Russian inflection — Lieberman provoked the rabbis’ ire not only because he is a secular Jew, but also because his tough, anti-Arab slogans are luring many hawkish Israelis away from religious parties. A trip to the Western Wall was a way for Lieberman to underline his kosher credentials.

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Steve Harvey: What Men Really Think

Steve Harvey: What Men Really Think

Steve Harvey, stand-up comedian and talk-radio host, is the unlikely author of a best-selling relationship book. Act like a Lady, Think like a Man debuted at the top of several best-seller rankings last week, include the advice list of the New York Times and the nonfiction list of the Wall Street Journal. He spoke to TIME’s Belinda Luscombe about why his simple, pull-no-punches counsel is resonating with women.

It takes some kind of guts for a guy to write a book that presumes to give relationship advice to women. What made you think you could do it
The advice I’m giving to women is actually from an expert point of view. I’m an expert on manhood. I know how men think. And I know how men think when they’re not responding to questions in a clinical study. It’s a culmination of 52 years of living. All my friends are male, and they’re from all walks of life. I have friends from all different races. We have cultural differences, but we think the same way. And I can share with women exactly how men think, exactly how your man thinks. I don’t care who he is, how old he is, how much he makes. When it comes to these subjects, this is how men think.

Are you surprised by how much interest the book has generated
I’m way past surprised. I’m stunned. To be No. 1 on the New York Times best-seller list, well, that’s alarming. Having been a stand-up comedian, I think it’s surprising to a lot of people that I had the insight I had. I tell people I’m a stand-up comedian two hours a week. The rest of the time, I’m somebody’s husband, I’m somebody’s father. I’m a man. I take great pride in that.

To what do you attribute the book’s success
I think there are so many books out there written on relationships and romance that women are the authors of. How can women know exactly how men think And there are so many guys out there with relationship books who are just not telling the truth. They have shaded parts. They’re always leaving the door open for a guy to get away with something. I identify the problems that women have with men, and then I give them a solution. The content is so glaringly clear, and I think women appreciate it coming from a guy who has no ulterior motive and is just honestly talking to them.

Why do people need help with their relationships
I’ve had two divorces myself. I understand. I’m not a relationship expert. But what I was never able to convey until I got a little older was why I was missing in action so much. Why I was trying so hard to be somebody. Why I was not as emotionally involved. I never knew how to explain it. The older I got and the more time I spent with myself, I started thinking, Wow, man, I’m just grinding right now. I’m really trying to develop who I am, what I do and how much I make. And unless a man gets those things lined up in his mind, until a man is secure in that, he can never be to a woman what she needs him to be, because he’s missing some major components from his own personal life. And so many women are running into men who don’t have that aspect together, but they don’t know that’s what it is — so they can’t even help.

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The Octuplet Mom Speaks, and the Questions Grow

The Octuplet Mom Speaks, and the Questions Grow

When Nadya Suleman, 33, had her eight children at a Kaiser Permanente hospital in Bellflower, California, one medical guideline had already been broken. The American Society for Reproductive Medicine recommends that a woman under the age of 35 should have no more than two embryos implanted by way of in vitro fertilization . That limit was chosen, says Sean Tipton, director of public affairs for the Society, in order to avoid multiple births through IVF which exposes both mother and offspring to significant health risks. That is merely one of several ethical, financial, psychological and medical issues that have arisen from the stunning news of the Suleman octuplets, who join the single mom’s already existing brood of six children, who live with her parents in Whittier, about 18 miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles. Did she know she having so many kids? Did anyone counsel her? How did she afford this? What is her psychological profile?

This much seems certain. According to her mother, Angela Suleman, all of Nadya’s 14 children were conceived through in vitro fertilization with the same sperm donor. Nadya Suleman confirmed in a TV interview that six were implanted, two of which resulted in twins. The sperm donor remains unidentified; one person ruled out was Nadya Suleman’s ex-husband Marcos Gutierrez . Angela Suleman told the Associated Press that her daughter opted for IVF treatment because her fallopian tubes were “plugged up,” and decided to have more children so that the frozen embryos left over after her previous pregnancies wouldn’t be destroyed. In her television interview, Nadya Suleman said that she wanted lots of children because she had grown up an only child in a dysfunctional family.

How could doctors let her bring so many babies to term While it makes recommendations, the American Society for Reproductive Medicine, a leading organization in the field of reproductive medicine, does not have the legal power to enforce guidelines. It can only oust unethical members from its ranks. The Medical Board of California, however, does have the ability to investigate claims filed against physicians and impose sanctions. The board will be looking into whether the as-yet unnamed physician or clinic that treated Suleman violated the standard of care for the profession. Candis Cohen, spokeswoman for the medical board, says they are at the beginning of the inquiry, which could take several months to conclude. If found guilty of misconduct, the medical practitioner involved could face punishment ranging from a letter of reprimand to the surrendering of his or her medical license.

The unusual situation has prompted some experts in the bioethics and reproductive technology field to re-examine the need for more regulation of IVF treatments. “The right to reproduce isn’t unlimited. You can’t put children at risk. The field of reproductive medicine and fertility treatment has an absolute responsibility to look out for the children it is creating in new ways. And in this case it seems to have failed,” says Arthur Caplan, chair of the Department of Medical Ethics at the University of Pennsylvania, arguing for a need for professional regulations. “[The process] should look more like adoption, requiring some evaluation of the patient, requiring some assessment of their psychological, emotional and physical abilities to raise children and some control over not trying to have too many children created all at once.”

Politicians may enter the debate as well. California State Senator Sam Aanestad, a Republican, says the legislature should not be in the business of setting the standard of care in medicine, preferring that it be left to the doctors with legislative oversight — unless taxpayers’ money is involved. “If it’s all private funding then that’s between the mother and her doctor and whoever is paying for it,” says Aanestad. “But if we find that taxpayer dollars are going to be used or have been used or are going to be used in the medical care of these kids, not just the eight now but the previous six over the course of their lifetime then it is the role of government to make sure something like this does not happen again. That’s not fair to the taxpayers, the people of California, who’ve got their own families to try to take care of.”

Some experts argue, however, that these huge multiple births occur precisely because U.S. health care programs and insurance do not cover such treatments, allowing them to be defined by the free-market of patient choice. In countries like the United Kingdom, where national health insurance covers three cycles of IVF treatment, the incidence of multiple births — twins or above — occurs in 1 out of 4 cases, as opposed to 1 in 3 in the United States. “Fertility doctors often report feeling pressured by their patients to exceed the guidelines,” says Judith Daar, associate dean for academic affairs at Whittier Law School and Clinical Professor of Medicine at UCI College of Medicine in Irvine, Calif. “Because IVF is largely not covered by insurance in most states if a couple mortgages their home to have a single cycle it’s understandable that they’d want to maximize their opportunities for a successful outcome. There is a tension in the field between what the patients’ wishes are and what the clinical guidelines suggest.”

Indeed, in her first television interview, Nadya Suleman told NBC’s Ann Curry on the Today show that it was her decision to have all the embryos implanted despite being told what the recommendations were. “All I wanted was children,” she said. “It turned out imperfectly.” She also explained six embryos were implanted in each of the IVF procedures that resulted in her previous six children. This time, apparently, all of them took and she decided to bring them all to term. Asked how she was going to care for such an enormous family, Suleman said she was returning to school to get a master’s degree in counseling. She had been attending California State University when she became pregnant with the octuplets. “I’m providing myself to my children,” she told Curry. “I’ll stop my life for them.”

Given the enormous cost and general lack of health care coverage for IVF — one cycle can cost $10,000 or more — questions have arisen about how Suleman, who previously worked as a psychiatric technician at Metropolitan State Hospital in Norwalk, Calif., earning just $625 a week, could afford such a procedure. At the time of her IVF treatments, it does not appear that Suleman was working, due to an injury sustained on the job.

Records obtained from the California Department of Industrial Relations show that Suleman received $167,908 in disability payments for a back injury suffered during a riot at the hospital where she worked on Sept. 18, 1999. The payments were made between 2002 and 2008, during which time Suleman gave birth to most of her six other children, even though she was separated from her husband during part of this time. Psychiatric evaluations of Suleman portray a well-mannered, but very depressed and anxious woman who reported severe lower back pain, which limited her ability to pick up her 15-lb. baby without first sitting down. She also had difficulty sleeping. One doctor wrote: “Since the birth of her baby, she has become very fearful that he will be kidnapped, injured, etc. She is anxious both for herself and for him, particularly in public places to the extent that ‘somebody, my husband or my mother, has to take me almost everywhere.'”

The documents paint a very different picture from the one put forth in the media since Suleman hired a public relations agent less than a week after the octuplets’ birth. Joann Killeen, president of the Killeen Furtney Group, was hired to field book, movie, and TV offers for her client. During an interview on “Larry King Live” on Feb. 3, Killeen portrayed Suleman as a “wonderful woman.” “She’s smart, she’s bright, she’s articulate, she’s well educated. She is just a delight. And I can’t wait for the media to get to meet her,” Killeen said. “She’s a very balanced woman. She’s got perspective. She really wants to tell her story.”

Killeen also countered published reports that Suleman was trying to negotiate becoming a broadcast TV child care expert . She did confirm, however, that it is Suleman’s desire to pursue paying projects about the birth of the octuplets. “It’s not true that she is being paid multiple millions of dollars for going on the media,” Killeen told King. “She’s not on welfare, has no plans on being a welfare mom, and really wants to look at every opportunity that she can to make sure that she can provide financially for the 14 children that she’s responsible for now.”

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How to Save Your Newspaper

How to Save Your Newspaper

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During the past few months, the crisis in journalism has reached meltdown proportions. It is now possible to contemplate a time when some major cities will no longer have a newspaper and when magazines and network-news operations will employ no more than a handful of reporters.

There is, however, a striking and somewhat odd fact about this crisis. Newspapers have more readers than ever. Their content, as well as that of newsmagazines and other producers of traditional journalism, is more popular than ever — even among young people.

The problem is that fewer of these consumers are paying. Instead, news organizations are merrily giving away their news. According to a Pew Research Center study, a tipping point occurred last year: more people in the U.S. got their news online for free than paid for it by buying newspapers and magazines. Who can blame them Even an old print junkie like me has quit subscribing to the New York Times, because if it doesn’t see fit to charge for its content, I’d feel like a fool paying for it.

This is not a business model that makes sense. Perhaps it appeared to when Web advertising was booming and every half-sentient publisher could pretend to be among the clan who “got it” by chanting the mantra that the ad-supported Web was “the future.” But when Web advertising declined in the fourth quarter of 2008, free felt like the future of journalism only in the sense that a steep cliff is the future for a herd of lemmings.

Newspapers and magazines traditionally have had three revenue sources: newsstand sales, subscriptions and advertising. The new business model relies only on the last of these. That makes for a wobbly stool even when the one leg is strong. When it weakens — as countless publishers have seen happen as a result of the recession — the stool can’t possibly stand.
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In Hard Times, Olympic Plans Go On a Budget

In Hard Times, Olympic Plans Go On a Budget

Work on London’s main Olympic site is progressing well. The 600-acre former industrial zone in east London that will become the focal point of the 2012 event has been transformed into Europe’s biggest construction site. Steel for shoring up the massive new stadium’s seating terraces is being installed. And work on the structure that will eventually support its roof is underway. But the progress masks concerns that the economic crisis will hit the world’s biggest sporting event. As one member of the International Olympic Committee remarked on a recent visit to London, Britain’s capital faces “the toughest time — short of wartime — to get the project to 2012.”

Even in the best of times, staging an Olympic Games is an extraordinary feat. Hosting thousands of athletes and millions of spectators takes billions of dollars in investment to pull off. But with public and private funding under heavy strain in the global downturn, it’s hardly the ideal time to be putting on a show. China lavished some $40 billion on last year’s Beijing Games. These days “we are in a mode for lean games,” IOC president Jacques Rogge said in December.

So how do you budget for the Olympics during lean times Some $13.8 billion in public funds has been allocated to the London Games, a huge jump from the $5 billion that was budgeted in 2005. Having fluffed the original math, though, the government insists that the event won’t cost a penny more. The $290 million increase in the cost of building venues announced on Feb. 5, for instance, will come out of a $3 billion contingency fund included in the inflated budget. So too will the $682 million in extra public money needed for the media center and Olympic village — home to some 17,000 athletes during the Games, before turning into 3,000 apartments following them — after private investors spooked by the downturn backed away from the projects.

London is not the only one suffering. Caution among private investors, particularly when it comes to the enormous athletes’ village, has hit other upcoming Games. The local government in Vancouver will now likely fund much of the $820-million village intended for its 2010 Winter Olympics after private backing fell through.

The cities still in the running for the 2016 Summer Games — Chicago, Rio de Janeiro, Madrid and Tokyo will hand their final submissions to the IOC this week — are also wary of the downturn. Chicago’s plan for the Games rests almost entirely on contributions from businesses, foundations and individuals. “The private funding initiatives on behalf of the general public [are] a well-established precedent in Chicago,” says Patrick Ryan, chairman and CEO of Chicago 2016. Ryan remains optimistic that Chicago can raise enough money should it win the Games, not least because Chicago’s proposed athletes’ village would be located on a prime waterfront site that would be “extremely attractive for private development.”

Tokyo has taken a different approach. The city started a fund back in 2006 for the construction of its proposed Olympic venues and infrastructure. Tokyo’s metropolitan government will have banked some $4 billion by the end of 2009. The city authority “knows that during good moments, you save money,” Hidetoshi Maki, deputy director-general of the Tokyo bid, told reporters in London on Feb. 5. And with the national government pledging to cover up to 50% of the venues’ construction costs, “we don’t think our bid plan is hugely damaged” by the slowdown, said Maki. Limiting the number of new venues helps; good maintenance of several sites used during the 1964 Tokyo Games means that 23 of the 34 venues earmarked for 2016 already exist. That’s a similar proportion to London’s plan, though slightly higher than that of Chicago or Rio de Janeiro.

And while short-term costs might seem painful during an economic slump, cities will be keen to press longer-term benefits. “The London 2012 Games will provide economic gold at a time of economic need,” Tessa Jowell, Britain’s Olympics Minister, wrote in the latest annual report on progress toward 2012. That will mean 100,000 contract jobs to stage the Games — of those currently working on the Olympic site, one-tenth were previously unemployed — with half as many long-term positions created in the park and surrounding area. “The Games remind us,” Rogge said on a recent visit to London, “that the transient difficulties of life can be overcome through hard work and determination.” And a lot of the green stuff.

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Obama and the Huffington Post Question Spark More Questions

Obama and the Huffington Post Question Spark More Questions

Change in Washington comes in increments, and a door was cracked open on Feb. 9 when, in the first official press conference of the Obama Administration, the President took a question from a reporter who writes only for a Web outlet. Admittedly, said outlet was the Huffington Post , so the reporter was unlikely to throw a curveball. Nevertheless, the President, and with him the whole White House media shop, has crossed a Rubicon of sorts, acknowledging the equivalent legitimacy of an unapologetically unobjective media outlet, which lives nowhere but the Internet and which didn’t even exist four years ago.

Presidential press conferences, in many ways, are like fashion shows. They proceed in a predictable and highly orchestrated fashion. Invitees are there to observe but also to strut their stuff. Attendance is limited to insiders. And the seating is telling, reflecting an ingrained pecking order. In the White House, the two wire outlets, Reuters and AP, are always given front-row seats and invited to ask the first questions of the President. But also sitting in the front row at Obama’s press conference were Sam Stein, a 26-year-old class of ’07 graduate of Columbia Journalism School who works for the Huffington Post, and Ed Schultz, a former sportscaster turned liberal talk-show host.

Every White House conducts its media briefings differently; these nuances help establish the tone of an Administration, and they are much discussed. Fox News noted that Obama called on two liberals. Ms. magazine mentioned that Obama called on six women. By calling on Stein on such a big stage, Obama is continuing to work the message that this is not a traditional presidency, that he is not averse to working with those outside the establishment. The Huffington Post’s readers are likelier to be younger, leftier and more politically engaged than most of the consumers of the old-school media outlets, so it’s also a way of reaching straight into his base. Stein’s question was whether Obama would consider instituting a Truth and Reconciliation Committee for Republicans — similar to the one established after apartheid in South Africa — as had been suggested earlier that day by Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy. Good question, but not a hard one to deflect.

Ironically, Stein’s bosses debated whether he should go to the conference, since it’s easier to blog in real time when you’re watching an event on TV. “You can put your computer in front of the TV and post much quicker,” Stein says. But it was decided that he should attend, a decision that seemed all the wiser when he got a call from the press office confirming his appearance and letting him know he had a good seat. “I knew then that I’d probably get to ask a question,” he says.

Not that Obama dispensed with tradition entirely. He took a question from Helen Thomas, the grandmother clock of the White House press corps . And he took questions from reporters from the four big networks, CNN, Bloomberg, the New York Times, the Washington Post and NPR. There were big-city newspapers he overlooked , but giving the Huffington Post a question seemed to be more gestural than suggestive of an unwillingness to work with the mainstream media. As if to prove this, the next day Obama came to the press cabin of Air Force One and started joking with journalists from AP, NPR, Bloomberg and Reuters about how they got questions, opining that they must have been nice to press secretary Robert Gibbs.

Just like fashion shows, ultimately, presidential press conferences are all about appearance.
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This Is Why You’re Fat

This Is Why Youre Fat

The word of God is on the move in London — literally. Beginning Feb. 9, three
separate Christian groups will launch advertisements on more than 200 of
London’s buses to convince pedestrians of God’s existence. “It may be
unpopular and unpleasant,” says David Larlham, assistant general
secretary of London’s Trinitarian Bible Society, a group that distributes
Bibles worldwide. “But there is a whole lot of truth in the Bible that
people need to get to grips with.” His organization has paid $50,000 to
display posters on 125 of London’s red double-decker buses that quote Psalm
53: “The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God.”

The move follows a monthlong campaign by atheists, agnostics and other
nonbelievers that saw 800 London buses plastered with a less God-fearing
slogan: “There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.”
Ariane Sherine, an atheist and London-based comedy writer, devised the scheme
after seeing a Christian bus advertisement. “It basically said that unless
you believe this, you’re going to end up suffering,” she says of a
pro-Jesus poster that featured what she describes as a “fiery apocalyptic
sunset.” “Our campaign provides reassurance for people who might be agnostic
and don’t quite believe and worry what will happen to them if they don’t.”

Larlham dismisses the atheist’s effort as futile: “As if people losing sleep
over God will suddenly be fine. If you’re worried about something, you need
something more powerful than a phrase like that to stop it. You need a
change of heart and a change of life that God’s words can offer.”

He has his supporters. The Christian Party, a right-wing political party
whose policies focus mostly on moral issues, is joining the advert battle by
displaying posters on at least 50 buses, though it is not working
directly with Larlham’s group. “There definitely is a God,” its message
reads. “So join the Christian Party and enjoy your life.” Alexander Korobko,
director of a Russian satellite-TV channel, says he is teaming up with
the Russian Orthodox Church to place the message “There is God. Don’t worry.
Enjoy your life!” on at least 25 buses from March. “We’re living in a
difficult time, when crisis is being extensively promoted and people need
some life-asserting message,” he told London’s Daily Telegraph.

Backers of the atheist bus campaign find the response flattering. “It just
proves that we’ve had an impact,” says Hanne Stinson, CEO of the British
Humanist Association, which helped comedian Sherine raise money for the
campaign. When Sherine approached the group with her idea last October, the
initial aim was to raise $8,000 over several weeks. But $74,000 flooded in
on the very first day, with more than $220,000 raised by the end of January.

Similar atheist campaigns have run in Barcelona, Madrid and Washington, D.C.
But since its Jan. 6 launch, the London scheme has been credited with
inspiring atheist bus campaigns in Australia, Brazil, Canada, Germany and
Italy, where next month posters in Genoa will read, “The bad news is that
God does not exist. The good news is that we do not need him.” The Genoa
campaign prompted Father Gianfranco Calabrese, a spokesman for the
Archbishop of Genoa, to speak out against what many opponents of the campaign call
blasphemy. “There are some methods which promote dialogue and others
which feed intolerance,” he said. “Head-on opposition always demonstrates
intolerance.” Marta Vincenzi, the city’s mayor, told reporters that
officials will not “act as censors.”

And anyway, say the London atheists, it’s actually the Christian adverts
that may be offensive to some. While the Humanist Association defends the
right of Christians to air their views, many of its members object to the
Christians’ choice of words. Richard Dawkins, the eminent Oxford biologist
and author of the best-selling book The God Delusion, takes issue with a
slogan that calls nonbelievers fools. “That’s a particularly obnoxious
quote from one of the Psalms,” he says. “Ours was extremely gentle and
respectful by comparison.” The use of the word probably in the atheist
slogan, he says, does not imply any sort of dogma but merely encourages
freethinking.

Even so, the Advertising Standards Authority, the British advertising
authority responsible for screening ads, received more than 150 complaints
about the atheist campaign in January, and at least one bus driver
walked off the job. “This is a public attack on people’s faiths,” said Ron
Heather, a 62-year-old bus driver and Evangelical Christian. “I have a
lot of passengers who are over 90 or are seriously ill, and to tell them
there is no God seems a bit insensitive when God is probably all they have
left in the world.” Dawkins believes that’s neither here nor there. “It’s
not the business of a driver to censor the advertisements that go on his
bus. It’s his job to drive his bus.”

Although the atheist posters were taken down when the campaign ended on
Feb. 1, this modern-day Crusade being waged on London’s transport system
isn’t over yet. The atheist bus organizers say they are regrouping and
will launch another campaign in April, knowing that Christian groups are
likely to respond in turn. “I don’t object at all to the Christian ads that
are going up, especially if they make people think,” Dawkins says. “If more
people think for themselves, we’ll have fewer religious people.”

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Christians and Atheists Battle in London Bus Wars

Christians and Atheists Battle in London Bus Wars

The word of God is on the move in London — literally. Beginning Feb. 9, three
separate Christian groups will launch advertisements on more than 200 of
London’s buses to convince pedestrians of God’s existence. “It may be
unpopular and unpleasant,” says David Larlham, assistant general
secretary of London’s Trinitarian Bible Society, a group that distributes
Bibles worldwide. “But there is a whole lot of truth in the Bible that
people need to get to grips with.” His organization has paid $50,000 to
display posters on 125 of London’s red double-decker buses that quote Psalm
53: “The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God.”

The move follows a monthlong campaign by atheists, agnostics and other
nonbelievers that saw 800 London buses plastered with a less God-fearing
slogan: “There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.”
Ariane Sherine, an atheist and London-based comedy writer, devised the scheme
after seeing a Christian bus advertisement. “It basically said that unless
you believe this, you’re going to end up suffering,” she says of a
pro-Jesus poster that featured what she describes as a “fiery apocalyptic
sunset.” “Our campaign provides reassurance for people who might be agnostic
and don’t quite believe and worry what will happen to them if they don’t.”

Larlham dismisses the atheist’s effort as futile: “As if people losing sleep
over God will suddenly be fine. If you’re worried about something, you need
something more powerful than a phrase like that to stop it. You need a
change of heart and a change of life that God’s words can offer.”

He has his supporters. The Christian Party, a right-wing political party
whose policies focus mostly on moral issues, is joining the advert battle by
displaying posters on at least 50 buses, though it is not working
directly with Larlham’s group. “There definitely is a God,” its message
reads. “So join the Christian Party and enjoy your life.” Alexander Korobko,
director of a Russian satellite-TV channel, says he is teaming up with
the Russian Orthodox Church to place the message “There is God. Don’t worry.
Enjoy your life!” on at least 25 buses from March. “We’re living in a
difficult time, when crisis is being extensively promoted and people need
some life-asserting message,” he told London’s Daily Telegraph.

Backers of the atheist bus campaign find the response flattering. “It just
proves that we’ve had an impact,” says Hanne Stinson, CEO of the British
Humanist Association, which helped comedian Sherine raise money for the
campaign. When Sherine approached the group with her idea last October, the
initial aim was to raise $8,000 over several weeks. But $74,000 flooded in
on the very first day, with more than $220,000 raised by the end of January.

Similar atheist campaigns have run in Barcelona, Madrid and Washington, D.C.
But since its Jan. 6 launch, the London scheme has been credited with
inspiring atheist bus campaigns in Australia, Brazil, Canada, Germany and
Italy, where next month posters in Genoa will read, “The bad news is that
God does not exist. The good news is that we do not need him.” The Genoa
campaign prompted Father Gianfranco Calabrese, a spokesman for the
Archbishop of Genoa, to speak out against what many opponents of the campaign call
blasphemy. “There are some methods which promote dialogue and others
which feed intolerance,” he said. “Head-on opposition always demonstrates
intolerance.” Marta Vincenzi, the city’s mayor, told reporters that
officials will not “act as censors.”

And anyway, say the London atheists, it’s actually the Christian adverts
that may be offensive to some. While the Humanist Association defends the
right of Christians to air their views, many of its members object to the
Christians’ choice of words. Richard Dawkins, the eminent Oxford biologist
and author of the best-selling book The God Delusion, takes issue with a
slogan that calls nonbelievers fools. “That’s a particularly obnoxious
quote from one of the Psalms,” he says. “Ours was extremely gentle and
respectful by comparison.” The use of the word probably in the atheist
slogan, he says, does not imply any sort of dogma but merely encourages
freethinking.

Even so, the Advertising Standards Authority, the British advertising
authority responsible for screening ads, received more than 150 complaints
about the atheist campaign in January, and at least one bus driver
walked off the job. “This is a public attack on people’s faiths,” said Ron
Heather, a 62-year-old bus driver and Evangelical Christian. “I have a
lot of passengers who are over 90 or are seriously ill, and to tell them
there is no God seems a bit insensitive when God is probably all they have
left in the world.” Dawkins believes that’s neither here nor there. “It’s
not the business of a driver to censor the advertisements that go on his
bus. It’s his job to drive his bus.”

Although the atheist posters were taken down when the campaign ended on
Feb. 1, this modern-day Crusade being waged on London’s transport system
isn’t over yet. The atheist bus organizers say they are regrouping and
will launch another campaign in April, knowing that Christian groups are
likely to respond in turn. “I don’t object at all to the Christian ads that
are going up, especially if they make people think,” Dawkins says. “If more
people think for themselves, we’ll have fewer religious people.”

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Beth Teitell: On Not Looking Old

Beth Teitell: On Not Looking Old

Author Beth Teitell has decided to take on the malady that often afflicts American women: “Fear of looking our age.” Teitell, who is 47 and writes regularly for the Boston Globe, spent a year exploring the American obsession with youth — the Botox Industrial Complex — for her new book, Drinking Problems at the Fountain of Youth . TIME Reporter Andrea Sachs caught up with Teitell by phone at her home in Boston.

Why did you decide to write this book

I guess it was personal and also societal. Personally, a trickle of insults became a flood. A skirt that had been just fine all of a sudden seemed inappropriately short. A liquor store clerk asked for ID and then laughed as if he had made a funny joke. I ran into a suspiciously fresh-faced friend and, when she confessed to Botox, I wanted to yell, “Hey, that’s no fair!” Then I wanted to get some for myself. I thought I’d crossed that invisible but really visible line into middle age. And as a longtime journalist and social observer, I really felt that I needed to chronicle the experience of what it’s like to be a woman aging in a culture that demands we stay forever 21.

What kind of reporting did you do

For a year I explored all these claims. Age is the new fat, in the way that there are things that used to say low-fat or low-calorie, which now claim to be anti-aging. You’ve got age-defying water. In other countries there are collagen-infused marshmallows. In Japan there’s beauty ice cream. Food that used to be reviled for being fattening, like avocados, olive oil and nuts have been reborn as elixirs. Chocolate, once the poster food for appearance problems, now [claims to have] anti-aging properties. Maybe if you eat a lot of chocolate, your wrinkles will plump out.

How do you feel about plastic surgery

I am not in any way ethically against it. [But] the more people who get plastic surgery and have injectables, basically the more who have to. The CDC has not yet used the word epidemic, but it really is like an epidemic in that it goes from one person to the next. You know, in 2007 there were 11.7 million cosmetic procedures done. That’s a 457 percent increase since 1997. So if your friends or people around you are having work done and you’re not, overnight it’s as if you’ve aged ten years. If you don’t do anything, you’re the athlete who’s playing by the rules. The others are using appearance-enhancing drugs, and you’re not, and you’re being penalized.

What about skin creams

I use Retin-A right now and I do think that works. The other creams might actually reduce your wrinkles the tiniest bit because some of them make claims that they do. The problem is, nobody is examining your face as closely as you do. What I learned after a year — this is really to me the take-home message — is that there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that it’s very difficult, if not impossible, to look younger. But the good news is that it’s possible and actually relatively easy and inexpensive to appear more youthful. Is your posture good Are you physically fit Is your hair nicely cut and groomed Are you wearing current clothing Basically, you want your age to recede as an issue, not become the issue. Another thing I learned is that people are willing to forgive a lot if they like you. If you’re nice to people, you look better to them. The real trick to the fountain of youth is not working on your own appearance, but actually blinding others to your flaws.

How did your husband regard your experiments

Well, for a while we had an ongoing discussion about whether or not I was going to get Botox. He’s a doctor so he’s always concerned. He considers that a medical procedure; I was making the argument that something done in a mall next to a Cinnabon can’t truly be dangerous. But just between the two of us, he thinks of me as a youthful person. I guess that makes me feel more youthful. I hardly ever do complain [about my age] because I think that’s one of the things you should not do. But when I let down my guard and say that I do want to do something, he’ll say, “But where do you need it” I’m smart enough not to point out the exact area.

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