Is this couple for real, or is this an outtake from a Woody Allen movie? After nearly 72 years of marriage, Selma and Kenny braved the computer cam to deliver an advice-packed wedding toast to grandson Mike and his bride, Sue. We especially like Selma’s all-important “Travel…you gotta watch your husband, though” and “make sure you have food in your Frigidaire because you do not want to be hungry or starved.” The couple instructs, “Don’t argue,” then proceeds to argue about Kenny’s sloppiness and about the time 50 years ago he ogled that topless Italian beauty. Stay tuned till the end. You won’t be sorry!